If you write out the basic facts of trees, but framed as technology, it sounds like impossible sci-fi nonsense. Self-replicating, solar-powered machines that synthesize carbon dioxide and rainwater into oxygen and sturdy building materials on a planetary scale.
— CryptoNaturalist (@CryptoNature) July 30, 2018
Lurer på hva fiskeriministeren synes om at en vilkårlig privatperson tok med seg hans jobbtelefon ut av landet?
— Doremus Schafer (@DoremusSchafer) August 1, 2018
Skriver en liten tekst om overvåkning i arbeidslivet https://t.co/a4IxRfcjNh
— Tarjei (@ErDet_) July 30, 2018
The Internet Teaches You Things https://t.co/eNWuDTHJA0 I've been on the internet for a long time. This blog has been around since 2004! That's positively ancient in internet-years.
Over the past few days — not prompted by anything in particular — I've been reflected on some…
— David Schraub (@schraubd) July 31, 2018
"Tror ikke økonomene som har planlagt nedskjæringene, har tilstrekkelig kunnskap om sykehusdrift og at de derfor har feilregnet effekten av innsparingene" https://t.co/dHChoyFalp … … … …
— Thor Bjarne Bore (@thorbjarnebore) July 30, 2018
petition to rename the twitter "like" button to the "stochastic retweet" button
— eleanor (@noneuclideangrl) July 29, 2018
Hva er egentlig "nei"-alternativet her? pic.twitter.com/UORkOxpuJm
— Doremus Schafer (@DoremusSchafer) July 30, 2018
Hører forøvrig med til historien at Kunnskapsdept. foreløpig har brukt 4 virkedager (grunnet ferieavvikling) på å finne ut om de mener eller ikke mener at man ikke _kan_ innvilge midlertidige kjønnskvoteringstiltak (kvoter/tilleggspoeng) hvis skjevheten er mindre enn 80%/20%.
— Doremus Schafer (@DoremusSchafer) July 30, 2018
"It is with fictions as with religion: it should present another world, and yet one to which we feel the tie."
—The Confidence-Man— Herman Melville (@MelvilleQuotes) July 31, 2018
Utmerket av @ArveHj om problemene med alskens kundeundersøkelser, blant annet hvordan de spør om ting som er fullstendig irrelevant og malapropos til din faktiske erfaring og behov. https://t.co/UfG01ag0sz pic.twitter.com/zBNn2ppa8n
— Doremus Schafer (@DoremusSchafer) August 1, 2018
Tenk å ha så høy selvtillit at du svarer _dette_ når du konfronteres med at du _beviselig_ har brutt PST/NSMs sikkerhetsregler for utenlandsreise. pic.twitter.com/bKxHIOrnMV
— Doremus Schafer (@DoremusSchafer) August 2, 2018
My husband just said the words "who's Jordan Peterson?" and I've never been so jealous
— Lindsay #RehireJamesGunn Ellis (@thelindsayellis) July 25, 2018
Lært av Per Sandberg på #dax18: "Erna Solberg blir aldri sint."
Eller, strengt tatt visste vi vel det fra før…
— Doremus Schafer (@DoremusSchafer) August 3, 2018
NSM ville tatt klareringen fra enhver annen person enn en statsråd i Sandbergs situasjon. Hvis Erna synes det er så jævla viktig at han får bli likevel så får hun synes det, men da bør hun eksplisitt fravike faglig anbefaling.
— Andreas (@Herrbrun) August 3, 2018
Når man blir eid så mye at det blir skrevet ut ett skjøte. https://t.co/MLen1Z4u5d
— Erik Myrvold (@ErikMyrvold) August 5, 2018
Fikk lov til å ta for meg åpne kontorlandskaper i VG i dag. Jeg er faktisk ikke så veldig mot. Med en del himla store forbehold. https://t.co/aSBeIRcoH7
— Oda Rygh (@OdaRygh) August 5, 2018
There once was a fella named Phil
Who frankly was rather a pill
But the groundhog brought luck
And one day he was stuck
There once was a fella named Phil https://t.co/nzmfbUpeUl— Zack Handlen (@zhandlen) July 30, 2018
Throwback to that time I composed a magnet poem about werewolves and it was the deepest shit I ever wrote. pic.twitter.com/7CY50PV4D4
— 🌊Lindsey Shmindsey 🌙 (@shminsington) August 1, 2018
For those who like wandering alone at night. The rather cold-breath-taking nocturnal photos of Andy Sheridan
You can find him at @jnrbaker pic.twitter.com/0dVF0KMqWG— ewan morrison (@MrEwanMorrison) July 30, 2018